Diplomatic Diva's Delights
You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics.

-Unknown English Teacher (via swarthyvillain)

I’ve never read anything more fucking true in my whole fucking life. 

Fuck.

(via robinade)

Well if this isn’t fucking meta…I don’t know what is.

(via spookychan)

Monday Munchies

7 July 2014

Monday Munchies

7 July 2014

Super Sunday brunch

6 July 2014

Super Sunday brunch

6 July 2014

Stars & Stripes Saturday

5 July 2014

Stars & Stripes Saturday

5 July 2014

Fun Friday

Happy 238th birthday to the United States of America!

4 July 2014

Fun Friday

Happy 238th birthday to the United States of America!

4 July 2014

Tiramisu Thursday 

A delicious lunch fit for a Queen.

3 July 2014

Tiramisu Thursday

A delicious lunch fit for a Queen.

3 July 2014

Work again Wednesday 

2 July 2014

Work again Wednesday

2 July 2014

Time off Tuesday 

Happy 147th birthday Canada!

1 July 2014

Time off Tuesday

Happy 147th birthday Canada!

1 July 2014

Mellow Monday

30 June 2014

Mellow Monday

30 June 2014

Snap Chat Sunday

29 June 2014

Snap Chat Sunday

29 June 2014